I have to share this e-mail from my dad, currently in Alaska. To put it in perspective, he's 75 years old and has only one leg...

"Tonight around 4:30 my friend is picking me up to go out and familiarize myself with his ATV's before we climb the mountain to his cabin.
We are going about an hour away from here, he has some bear sets (traps) there he wants to check.
Hope the ATV he loans me is faster then his. The bears are out of hibernation now and are hugnry.
Sure looking forward to going up that mountain.
Love, dad"

I personally believe if WWIII hits, cockroaches will come to him for tips on surviving!

-Blast, in awe of his father.