Christina,
I gotta dress the part with some kind of corset-thingy, tight pants or stockings, and a lot of buckles and straps that don't really buckle or strap anything useful. Top it off with a trench coat and some kind of intense glare. In other words, look ridiculous.
Being somewhat of an expert on ridiculous things I respectfully request a picture of you in such an outfit (with and without the trenchcoat, for clarity). I suspect that such an image would not meet the requirements for "ridiculous" but rather would fall into the catagory of "Chicka chicka boom boom awoooo awooo hubba hubba shiver", a catagory I also happen to have some expertise in.
Sincerely,
-Blast, Ph.D.