So if I was talk about, say, browning some hashbrowned potatoes with a little onion in some bacon grease in a skillet, smoothing it out as a crust, then putting down a quarter inch layer of thin sliced ham and some just as much chipotle cheddar, sliced, then covered with a couple eggs with a little milk scrambled into it and stuck under the broiler for a few minutes is not somethign you want to hear about?

Nor is fresh baked corn bread with butter and honey served next to it?

*grins* I know I'm horrible.