--"client" instead of "patient" A big thing right now in pretty much all of health care. If nothing else, health care doesn't get paid what they bill, so how is there a client relationship?
--Cell phones in class (or theater).
--Nucular (like someone else said)
--Telemarketers that use my first name. Who the he!! are you?? You can call me by last name, rank, "hey buddy" but not my first name.
--Know-it-all's (the fact that they speak at all is annoying)
--"Can I ask you a question?" Didn't leave me much choice there, did you?
--"pamPlet" instead of "pamFlet" (phonetic spelling of pamphlet)


Yeah, I'm grumpy.