OBG,

He was actually sitting in a stall doing his business. Unfortunately, the public park bathroom he was at didn't have doors on the stalls. So the two pun, err troublemakers came in smoking dope and decided they wanted to make trouble.

One peered over one wall while the other walked right in. We could never figure out why the guy that was looking over the wall tried to get at him in the stall after the first one was already decorating the stall floor. My teacher walked out of there after he finished up with those two guys still unconscious in that bathroom stall.

Spooky stuff, but a happy ending.