Ok, here's your March thinking test
You are in vegas and some serious event happens.* You have a car and $250 to get home. Flights out are iffy. To complicate matters you are in charge of a minor child and have no credit cards.
You are trying to get to:
1. easy distance Los Angeles
2. Harder New Orleans
3. Expert Chicago
You stop at a big box discount store on the way out of town -- what do you buy?
TRO
(* you pick)