I call it "fast food syndrome", but from the other perspective. Try it:

Welcome to Burger Bell, may I take your order?
Hi, I'd like a Buffoon Burger with medium fries and small Coke to go.
One Buffoon Burger – You want fries with that?
Yes, medium fries and a small coke to go.
Medium fries – You want something to drink?
Yes, small Coke, that’s all to go, by the way.
Small Coke – Will that be for here or to go?
TO GO!
Your total is $6.66
I’d like to use a debit card.
Sure, will that be debit or credit?
ARRRGGHGH!
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- Tom S.

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