I found a pretty amusing satire on Airline Travel Safety Rules today....

My favorite variation? "Shoes can now be worn through the security gate as long as passengers' feet are placed in a zip-lock bag before boarding."

My second favorite? "Passengers who have consumed liquids or otherwise themselves consist of liquids must now be placed in a three quart zip-lock bag and placed on the conveyor belt. If you cannot fit into a three quart bag, you can check the rest of your bodily fluids as luggage".