Have you ever tasted baby formula?? That stuff IS toxic! I'm surprised my children thrived the way they did drinking that stuff! I'm pretty sure I'd rather drive anywhere possible than drink baby formula. Breast milk might not be so bad as formula, but that would just be wierd.

Fear Factor: Terrorist Edition

That being said, the whole flying naked concept might be okay, if I were fortunate to sit next to a few select female celebrities <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

I think it just reinforces the concept that as long as you can still think, you're still "equipped". The ability to carry the tools may be restricted, but the ability to think can't be...unless the TSA has been secretly collaborating with the Romulans <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" />