Dear sir, <br><br>While I found your post amusing, it had little to do with emergency situations. For an example of a story inolving an emergency, I submit:<br><br>Two hunters from New Jersey are out in the woods when one of them falls to<br>the ground. He does not appear to be breathing. The other whips out his<br>mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps out to the operator,<br>"My friend is dead! What can I do?"<br>The operator, in a calm soothing voice, says, "Calm down. Just take it easy.<br>First let's make sure he's dead."<br><br>There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the<br>line. He says, "Okay, now what?"<br><br><br>Sorry, I just couldn't resist.<br><br>Peanut