A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman <br>comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, tells him she'll see him later, and walks away. <br><br>His wife glares at him and says, "Who was that??!!" <br><br>"Oh," replies the husband, "that was my mistress." <br><br>The wife says, "That's it; I want a divorce." <br><br>"I understand," replies her husband, "but, remember, if you get a divorce, there will be no more shopping <br>trips to Paris, no wintering in the Caribbean, no Lexus in the garage, and no more country club. But the <br>decision is yours." <br><br>Just then the wife notices a mutual friend entering the restaurant with a gorgeous woman. "Who's that woman with <br>Jim?" she asks. <br><br>"That's his mistress," replies her husband. <br><br>"Ours is prettier," says the wife. <br>