Who's the PC idiot that declared this' Happy Holidays?' or 'Season's greetings?' My mailman ( A lady mailman- another post) was instructed not to say 'Merry Christmas' and it seams to be a new policy in many retail establishments. All I know is during Rammadan I fasted a few days and had this incredible evening meal with my Jordanian friend Leila. Channuka is major food time along with Kwanza. I understand the candles in my aunt's menorah but I'll be damned if I remember which one is which for Kwanza as I head for my friend Richard's table to the JAWS themesong. Do you know How dumb I look in a dashiki? December 21st is the Solstice and I go up to my favourite oaktree and pour us each a single malt scotch. And then theres Christmas, the birthday moved by some pope to stop idiots like me from drinking with trees. It seems real simple to me, I see blue lights and I say happy channuka. If it's a black jew I say happy channuka kwanza. If it's a jew for jesus I have to say happy channuka christmas. Just about everyone else is Christmas, unless your a humourless athiest or born again pagan brutalising the gaelic. Then I have to wish them a meaningless turning of the planetary system or blessed beltane . Seasons Greetings just seems to emasculated to me, like 'have a nice day' which means please don't call my personel department because I didn't ring you up fast enough. I think i'll just be PC incorrect and wish the forum
Merry Christmas. My aunt Merrium is out looking for a tree to hang her blue lights in this year, and I have to help <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" /> I told her it's against my religon to murder trees uneccessarily and she told me to show up or else. Oh well, I can hide at my tibetan monk's temple and sip buttered tea <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> So, MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL