It's about time for a new cell phone, and my contract's up. So...

Any recommendations for a cell phone? I'm not looking for provider or feature reviews. I'm looking for the best EDC cell phone given our unique requirements. Waterproof / water resistant, shock proof, crush resistant, etc. Something that I can hold under a hose to clean after dropping it in the mud. Something I can talk on while standing in the rain. Something that won't crack if I sit on it. Must be rugged and reliable (kind of like Groo <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> ).