So that would exclude the dining room table? I can hear it now...
Wife: "You did what to my table!!!
Me: "Well you have to understand, it was a mistake but it's not that bad."
Wife: "Not that bad!! It took three fire trucks to put out the fire!"
Me: "Look we'll just get that table cloth you were looking at in the catalog"
Wife: "The hole goes through the table and the floor into the basement"
Me: "So your saying you want a rug too?"