(Please don't get mad, I'm not trying to bad mouth the prez.) I saw this article on CNN today and in the context of what WE carry in our pockets, I thought it was funny:
http://www.cnn.com/2005/POLITICS/11/02/bush.pockets.ap/index.html

What does he do to open up those infernal cans of pudding when the ring tab breaks off, when he doesn't even carry a Leatherman? <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> Plus, it is funny that the only thing he carries, a hankerchief, is white (a strange color choice given that he doesn't back down).