Head hanging, looking sheepish!

I live in the desert. I have a couple gallons of water bottles in my car. When I walk or hike I have a water bottle in my hand or my CamelBack. I always have a water container on or near me.

I have never tried filling a balloon with water except under a faucet. I’m not about to use a condom. I’m married, I don’t have any and I’m not about to go buy any.

Let those with experience filling condoms and balloons speak!