I'm picturing a new Christmas movie called "An ETS Christmas Carol" with poor old Marley's ghost carrying a giant EDC keyring.

I just can't stand too much stuff in my pockets. Its all I can do to tolerate carrying a mini-Ritter grip in my pocket. The rest of my stuff rides in my black older style Eagle Creek Guide Bag "manbag" that goes with me most places. This also allows me to carry a bit more stuff and/or larger stuff.