Yeah... I don't have a screen cap of the messages, but the error was reporting a php error in a file on a windoze drive path. I have no idea if the database is also running on that host or not.

The following is part of the headers ETS' server sends back:
<pre><font class="small">code:</font><hr>
Server: Microsoft-IIS/5.0
X-Powered-By: PHP/4.2.3
</pre><hr>

Which is completely weird. Why run a PHP/MySQL app on windows? Nothing (apparently) tying it to windows. Of course this is just the forum part of a larger site that may be windows specific.

(Edited to add the header giving the PHP version number.)