Alain,

Sorry, you do not understand. How could any normal human being understand? You see, we live in the PRkkkk...I mean Kalifor...That is to say, California (all right Chris, I'm really trying, but it ain't easy, especially when it's sooo right). You see dragon are not allowed to breathe fire here, no matter how much salsa, chilis, and other tasty foods they eat. Accordingly, our dragon must eat plain (i.e., bland) Purina Dragon Chow with no spices, peppers, or the many other flavors that make food, and indeed life, so worthwhile. Being a dragon just ain't what it used to be. I think your dragons are lot better off.

I have to say good bye for awhile. I'm off to long term camp (BSA) with our troop today. Talk to you all later.

John