LoL - "horizontal gaze nystagmus test" ??? Counselor, are you defending or prosecuting DUIs?

I find all the reasons I need to justify drinking by posting innocent comments here in misguided attempts to share experiences and learn new things <img src="/images/graemlins/shocked.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/crazy.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" />

Let me see if I got this correctly: If an intoxicated person stands in the woods after dark staring fixedly at something for 30 seconds or more, horizontal gaze nystagmus will kick in and help resolve a fairly high definition mental image of what he is staring at...?

<mutter> "Where IS that green bottle and do we have any limes...."

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