As for the leaves, may I say, "OUCH!"

As for the blue bags, I'm right there with you. I'm not carrying around bags of poop unless it's my dog's. Probably means I'm not meant for overnighting it in the woods.

When it comes to daily bodily functions, I'd head for the nearest outhouse, henhouse, doghouse, treehouse, or Motel 6 if I could find one.

-- Craig