Frenchy:
I find it hard to believe that no one on this forum has any friends in Government service that is willing to lose their job and pension by telling us about the dreaded E.F.E. procedure.
Once again I will have to be the lone turkey seeking to be an Eagle by sticking my head above the crowd and "spreading?" the word.
Many things may change and words will have different meanings if the E.F.E. procedure is instituted.
Telling your boss to "Blow it out his ###!" may be seen as a Homeland security concern instead of an insult.
Telling a person you dislike to "Stick it up your ###!" will be looked at as being a party to illegal attempts to get by the TSA inspectors.
A business person saying "I've got to run now" may have a whole new meaning and anyone working on a business deal in the airports who says "I have to sit on it", or "I'll have to sleep on it", will risk being thrown to the ground, handcuffed and hauled away. Anyone with stomach problems will be looked at suspiciously.
For the time being, we are being protected by anal retentive people who are thus far a majority over anal explosive people. The increasing amount of giggling as more people learn about the possible introduction of the E.F.E. procedure does not bode well for the retentive majority as the explosive minority seems to be converting some borderline potty sitters.
Run out and buy Kohler, Toto, American Standard, and Crane plumbing company stocks, so that at the very least, you will profit somewhat when the E.F.E. procedure is rammed into our society that travels by air.
"E.F.E." stands for: ENEMAS FOR EVERYONE! ! ! Bountyhunter <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/smirk.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/wink.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" /> <img src="/images/graemlins/cool.gif" alt="" />
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