Whenever I go out to a nice party or date my outfits can in no way accomodate the stuff I want to carry. Slinky dresses don't come with pockets! Once I tried to strap a knife to my leg for a formal ball, but it wasn't cool like when they do it in the movies. So I use a dainty evening bag, and my fiancee can hold the other stuff in his pockets.

Even my jeans are so slim-fitting that a Bic lighter makes a funny bulge. I'm thinking about getting some type of Maxpedition case to clip onto my pants, but for now I have to use my handbag and just keep my knife, lighter, and multitool in my pockets. That's all that can fit without wearing through the material.

Maybe I should just rethink my wardrobe.... <img src="/images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" />