I used to carry everything in a handbag or purse. Then I got reprimanded by a couple of listers for not carrying my PSK actually on my person, i.e. in my pants. So now I do. But I also still carry my handbag or purse.

In the end, who's to say that pants are foolproof either? Maybe we should all be taping this stuff to our various limbs at the start of every day.

Maybe you should look into concealed carry chestbands or undershirts and clump your stuff in the hollow of your waist. (Hurry, before it vanishes completely.)

Or maybe a stylish but slightly lumpy cummerbund. Or a broad, burgundy sash terminating in a silk possibles pouch.

Probably best to change your lifestyle and occupation to one where BDUs are acceptable.

Bear