I would go to the nearest road, hail the first vehicle I see, go to the nearest motel, take a hot shower, and watch television with the vibrating bed off while the dumbies are out there sweating their butts off looking for me in the most absurd places.

Reminds me of that Dustin Hoffman film "Straw Dogs", where they took him out on a snipe hunt while they doubled back and had their jollies with his wife.

Bountyhunter