Craig:

I get the impression that you have never heard about school teaching nuns.

Size don't matter!

Looks don't matter!

Wheather they smile, speak in a soft voice, or say "please" and "thank you" don't matter!

If she is a nun and a school teacher, and she controls a ruler, your butt is grass, and she is the lawnmower!

I have heard this many times from my Catholic friends who attended Catholic schools.

Bountyhunter