LOL sounds like an episode I might have actually mildly enjoyed. I have seen a person crack oyster shells in their hand like that with a machete and he would talk to you while he did it, often looking right at you rather than the shell in his hand that he was wacking with the machete. It was pretty neat to watch. Obviously that guy has cracked A LOT of shells with that machete. Of course it's not like it was exactly razor sharp either. <img src="/images/graemlins/tongue.gif" alt="" />