Ah ha!:

Not getting your check yet proves you work for the government, or you have a tax refund coming that they are trying to keep from you.

In Wisconsin, a knife is a weapon if the blade is over 3" long. The last time I looked, there was no Federal law covering pocket knives. The last dictionary I looked at stated a weapon is anything used "OFFENSIVELY" against a human being, not defensively.

Bountyhunter