Today I received my latest shipment: a lice kit, Gold Bond medicated foot powder, and calamine lotion just in case. I also got more petroleum jelly, a box of nitrile gloves, three more ten-packs of 4" x 4" gauze pads, masks (ten-pack), and a bottle of allergy medication.

Today I ordered two twelve packs of lip balm.
I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -- Wednesday Adams, Wednesday