Originally Posted By: brandtb
A Christmas Story: Never say the F-word in front of your father, even if you lose all the lug nuts.

I would not call that scene a survival situation. Getting one's tongue stuck to a pole would.

Jeanette Isabelle
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I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -- Wednesday Adams, Wednesday