I reorganized my supply of bottled water to make room for cans of soda.

Of course, I try to keep my stock rotated. Even then, I run into problems. I have a case and a third of bottled water that expired in 2016. I'm not too concerned. After all, I've kept them in a climate-controlled environment.

Jeanette Isabelle
I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -- Wednesday Adams, Wednesday