I thought this was satire when I first read it.

https://ktla.com/2018/03/21/florida-men-one-dressed-in-bull-costume-accused-of-trying-to-burn-down-house-with-ragu-sauce/?utm_campaign=trueAnthem:+Trending+Content&utm_content=5ab3479104d30164474a65f2&utm_medium=trueAnthem&utm_source=twitter

I would not be surprised if, one day, these two men will receive the Darwin Award. Even Lawnchair Lary, an honorary Darwin Award winner, never attempted to start a fire with spaghetti sauce.

Jeanette Isabelle
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I'm not sure whose twisted idea it was to put hundreds of adolescents in underfunded schools run by people whose dreams were crushed years ago, but I admire the sadism. -- Wednesday Adams, Wednesday