Why is it that there is no heated argument over shark defenses, but threads about bear defenses often degenerate into trading of insults? What is it about bears that bring out the nasty in people, whereas sharks cannot? Nor can a host of other much more likely killers: falling, drowning, inattentive driving, getting hit on the head by a falling object...
The heated bear arguments always start with the same old joke: You don't need to outrun the bear, you need to outrun your partner.
There are no heated arguments here because there are no shark jokes.
Jeanette Isabelle