I can't believe nobody has mentioned sriracha sauce! The garlicky spicy goodness will fix anything! Also, it seems to stay good without refrigeration. No preparation needed -- just squirt it out of a convenient bottle. It even comes in keychain size -- just put it next to your LED light:

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sriracha_sauce

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