I don't like attracting attention, either. I'm able to carry everything in my pockets, as long as I have 4 of them. This shouldn't change even if I'm wearing shorts.

Left front pocket:
Business card sleeve which holds credit cards
Money clip
Handkerchief

Right front pocket:
Keys
LED light

Right rear pocket:
PSK in zippered wallet
Inova X1
12' braided paracord

Left rear pocket:
Decoy wallet
Leatherman Wave

I hate wearing wristwatches, so I've got a Dakota Angler clipped on my belt loop. This also has a compass and red LED light built in. I've got pretty much everthing on me except for shelter. Something I'll have to work on.