What would you include in your kit for alien abduction, and why?

To get discussion started, here are a few ideas:

Vaseline -- it's more versatile than KY, and it will definitely be needed.

Old family pictures, showing your parents and grandparents when they were young -- in case you are transported back in time, don't fall in love with your mother or grandmother (or father or grandfather), because ti will cause you to cease to exist! It's important to be able to recognize them right away.

GPS -- even though it doesn't work in the vicinity of an UFO, you're like to be deposited hundreds of miles away from where they picked you up, so you need a GPS to get home.