aardwolfe:

I tried smoking once when I was very young.

I quit because being the perfectionist that I was back then (I've since learned you can always put off perfection.), I was afraid I wouldn't be able to distribute all those shiny, black, sticky, lung stifling, tar spots in an even pattern on my lungs.

It would have been so embarassing to me to have some doctor I don't know removing my lungs and criticising the uneveness of the pattern of the tar spots. I was so sensitive about that back then.

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