Tore the pocket out of an old pair of pants and took three alcohol swabs out.
Put them in the pocket and squeezed them to get the excess alcohol into the fabric of the pocket.
Took a wooden match (sorry, I use the easy stuff when I can) and lit the soaked portion of the pocket, holding it upright to let the flame climb the fabric.
Seems like it would work quite well, as the flame moved quickly through the fabric and most likely would start a decent pile of kindling.
The garage was not a total loss and the doctor said the bandages would be off in a week or so.
Now, about that First Aid class!