Obviously they've never gone with Mrs. Blast on a "quick trip to buy shoes" at the mall.
-Blast, who'll probably be sleeping in the yard tonight.
Oh, you were already sleeping in the yard no doubt by blowing up another microwave.
You can't prove anything! You're in Florida in and my microwave is in Texas...and Louisiana...and the southern part of Oklahoma...and perhaps various places in the Gulf of Mexico.
Totally worth it, though.
-Blast