In today's Washington Post:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/...ry.html?hpid=z2


Passengers ill-suited for loss of cruise control


"...I have cruised, and I loved it, and so I say fondly: A cruise ship’s passenger log is comprised entirely of the exact demographic that is least prepared for a cruise to go to pot. A cruise is a giant boat full of your mother-in-law. Your mother-in-law does not belong in the wild."


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