During Christmas vacation, my sister needed a jump in the middle of the night. No problem, I had my jumper cables in the back of my SUV. The next day, after she drove around throughout the day, she came back to me and said, "Thank you so much for the jump, but can you go out there and close the hood all the way?" Apparently, I had failed to close the hood fully after I had jumped her car.

I asked her, "You can't close the hood?"

No, she couldn't, seriously. Wow.
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