Originally Posted By: Am_Fear_Liath_Mor
But how do you disguise your Toyota Prius to look like an AMC Pacer during an electrical grid outage so the Gennie thieves don't notice? grin


What you need is a fold-up, retractable "skin" of a Yugo or Trabant. No guy will even look at one, let alone touch it, for fear of instant celibacy.