LOL . Back in another time there was a protest march/riot in what was then West Berlin. As the story goes, an Army Captain was out driving with his wife and got caught up in the crowd. Fearing for the safety of his family, he ended up rolling over at least one rioter. Mercedes sedans are good cars.

The German polizei investigated and as it turns out the rioter was not in a crosswalk. The Army Captain got a pass... or so the story goes. I wasn't there, heard it third hand from a different Army Captain.