Portions of the USA have a gun in every fanny pack; other portions do not. I have been involved in WWJS theological discussions involving the criteria for selecting which gun one carries to church. Different strokes...
As a nomination for the ultimate non-urban man purse I offer the LL Bean Hunter's Organizer, a camo version of their popular toiletry travel organizer. Standard disclaimers apply, but be careful in selecting a Bean product: they do not seem to wear out, and will be with you for a long time.