Don't take it so literal. This article is a humorous way to teach a few survival tips. Because the article was entertaining, I will remember the tips.
Does this author have more articles? I like the author's writing style.
EDIT: Never mind...
http://www.cracked.com/members/Sorenb/
Edited by ireckon (06/07/12 06:50 PM)
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