Thanks for the insights.
I think the nailclippers and the pocket knife are for the bottom drawer. I'll look into stronger trousers and different key fobs.
I think organisation is the key (no pun intended), making better use of my wallet, and placement of objects around my person.
As for the suspenders, I have a feeling something might have been lost in the translation. <img src="images/graemlins/smile.gif" alt="" /> On this side of the pond suspenders hold up stockings on the fairer sex, not multitools!
I think you mean "braces" that hold up trousers on us men....all due respect to crossdressers though <img src="images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />
As for Skian Dubh's, well we were on the multitool business during the crimean war (1854 - 1856):
http://tinyurl.com/3fgfr
Kilts and sporrans....I'll leave to the brave and the hardy, waistcoats however might be an answer...
Time to empty my pockets...
Martin