You know you're getting older when they no longer ask if you qualify for the senior discount...they just give it to you.

You know you're getting older when that cute young girl at work calls you 'dapper' and compares you to her father.

You know you're getting older when you realize that it's no accomplishment to be young; anyone can do it! To get from 'young' to 'old' requires hard work, brains, and a little luck.

I'm well on my way, and in my shoebox of life, I have a great wife, offspring, memories, scars, trophies, and bills to mark my passage.

I can do now, anything worthwhile that I could do then. It just takes a little longer to recover.