The perfect european:

http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=http://www.erothitan.com/press_info/images/the_perfect_european.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.erothitan.com/press_info/2002-10-28_the_perfect_european_en.html&h=600&w=870&sz=89&tbnid=RDHdWeoToYbT_M:&tbnh=84&tbnw=122&prev=/search%3Fq%3Dperfect%2Beuropean%26tbm%3Disch%26tbo%3Du&zoom=1&q=perfect+european&docid=hh67nit2HV0KqM&hl=en&sa=X&ei=r-QfT6aAB4eCOvHHuK0O&ved=0CDYQ9QEwAQ&dur=658

any suggestions for 'as ... as an american'?
canadian?
japanese?
etc

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