Originally Posted By: MDinana
Good story, but I am NOT going to EDC a shovel!


MD-the shovel is not the solution here. Consider hiring an 85 year old alaskan school teacher to back your play. Local alternative might be an ER night nurse.


I would recommend marrying one, but that might be more hazardous than mucking about with an enraged moose.
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