Look at jerks a different way: see them as a resource.
The only real resource is as a training resource, as in train to to perfect what Dweste called "jerk manipulation and distraction technique"...
Maybe they can be seen as mini-disasters to challenge your ability to adapt and overcome? Maybe they can be the source of Dilbert-like humorous how-not-to-do-it stories or lessons for which you can find an appreciative audience [like on this forum or the appropriate trade publication]?
All good points - but THIS really made my day:
Focus on pefecting jerk manipulation and distraction techniques
Anyone who's got great tip for jerk manipulation and/or distraction?